Bloggity Cox still at large

Dear literate associates,

Enblackened City Name

Another disastrous day unfolded as notorious asshole at large, Bloggity Cox continues to evade authorities.  Local “fatties” are reporting being pelted with protein shake powder and de-panted by this criminal mastermind.  To add insult to injury, the shake powder was described as “dry and if that’s what strawberry tastes like then I’ll suck my own (explitave).”, The prospect of an end to this sensless powdering looms in question as we try to rest in our homes tonight, building strength and courage to face another day of horror and inconvenience. The tears of the youth will melt the poles.

– Jasp Aspers

Try to sleep tonight,

-Mr. Chism

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Published in: on March 31, 2009 at 6:05 pm  Leave a Comment  

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