We work for the ‘Good Company’

Dear Applicant,

We (the Good Company) got your resume and your application for the job as posted on Craigslist Website, Our HR “Managers” have gone through your resume, sorry resume, dang, no French E’s, and due to some certain factors out of our control, you have been picked as one of our possible candidate .


Etykrebew Inc is a U.K and U.S. Based Grift and with established leaders in Printing Products such as Ink Catridges, Toner, ink, squids, Purples, Ribbon e.t.c. We are involved in supplying printing materials worldwide and around the world. We serve the entire United States and its indivisibility, a growing giant named Jerxsis, and export market fresh produce efficiently. Once orders are received, bound, resent and sorted we deliver the product to a customer, some times the correct one. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items they ordered for, because hey, “Fuck us!”. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through , Certified Checks or Money Orders, since the concept of a credit card will not be introduced until the yea 2042. Drawn from the United State and based on the amount involved, we can grift on old farts. Why? Only few decides on other forms of payment. Idiots.
Your primary task for now, as a Payment Personnel of the company is to co-ordinate payments from customers, stick a tight wad of good news up your ass and help us with the payment processing. You are not involved in any sales, unless you are. This cannot affect your current job (if you are working), but if not, it will.

1. Receive payment from our Customers or Clients (stick a tight wad of good news up your ass).
2. Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you, preferably in Sacajawea Dollars .
3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay/pal on Payment processed which then you will need to send 15% of that 10% to the above mentioned customers for our “free shipping after the fact” promotion, they will send you 7% back for good merit, keep 82%, send another 5% to their Mothers and the rest of the money is disposed in a timely manner.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay/play to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to period You’ll have a lot of fun time doing another job, because this job is part time, you’ll get good income G.I. But this job is very challenging and you should understand it, we took the time not to. We are considering your application because you satisfy our requirements and our eyes and we are sure you will be an earnest p. whirl assistant till we start running our branch office in your state.



* Full Names_______________
* Address(Not A P.O BOX)__________________
* Apt Number __________________
* City_____________________
* State____________________
* Postal Code_______________
* Phone___________________
* Email___________________
* Age_____________________
* Present Occupation_______________
* Marital Status_____________
* Sex_____________________
* Bank Name_________________

Thanks for your anticipated action. And we hope to hear back from you.
Thanks and best regards.

Please respond to this Ass Hole


Published in: on July 9, 2009 at 8:08 am  Leave a Comment  

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